Are You Pirating Your Weight Loss?
Pirates tend to hold a fascination for us. From their ghostly ships, the unmistakable black flag, their blazing cannons and swarthy outfits, our minds fill with thoughts of their high sea adventures. Plundering the ships of Kings and merchants alike, some still search for the maps that lead to buried treasures! Pirates are romanticized in movies and those walking the plank in modern day productions usually survive. Characters like Johnny Depp, in Pirates of the Caribbean, make us long for the thrill of sailing on a beautiful gigantic vessel into tepid blood waters to experience the majesty and live the carefree life of suave, debonair and mysterious pirate.Is that what comes to mind when you think of a pirate? Let’s look at some of the characteristics of a pirate as related to weight loss!
Pirates were known for a strict code of conduct whereby those who did not obey the rules or who had dared to question the captain were forced to walk the plank. In terms of weight loss, each time we do not follow our plan of action and disregard our goals, we are walking the plank. We are forgetting our dreams and our reasons to be on this course and participating in a mutiny on our self. As we ‘walk the plank’ it is as though we are losing the hope to share in the treasure of our success.
During a pirates escapades, they end up with peg legs and hooks for limbs. When we fail to take care of ourselves, with proper nutrition and exercise, we are forcing our limbs to carry more than they were designed to carry. It is a matter of time before we develop hip pain, knee pain and ankle pain from the additional burden. For me, I carried around an entire extra person and my knees could barely stand the weight. We might not garner a peg leg, but a knee replacement or hip replacement are very good possibilities.
Our current day depiction of pirates shows glorious linen shirts, pants that are rugged yet handsomely fit and magnificent hats that complete the swashbuckling outfits. These outfits depict the fine shape and muscular tone of a pirate’s life. Imagine the meals of a pirate at sea. I’m sure they were portioned and not in excess and that played a part in the leanness of their physique. In weight loss, when we fail to choose the leaner portions, we risk not being able to wear the stylish new outfit that is tailored to flatter our shape and our muscle tone falters.
Personally, I got tired of black and brown outfits that seemed to be modeled after a gunnysack or a tent. My shopping was limited to a handful of plus size stores where I do not believe the designers ever thought to make the outfits fashionable, only larger! I can’t begin to share the utter joy when I realized I had finally shrunk to a size that allowed me to shop at any store I wanted to and you, too, can enjoy that experience!
Pirates indulged in rum that ultimately led to alcoholism and disease. By continuing to indulge in food to excess, history shows our chances of heart disease, arthritis, sleep apnea, diabetes type II and high cholesterol increase. Ultimately, it can bring a premature death.
Pirates searched and found buried treasure and yet, they had to resort to hiding it and were unable to enjoy the spoils of their treasure. The same is true when we think about weight loss. We tend to have a mindset where we think of chocolate cake, fried chicken, and big plates of pasta or ice cream as our ‘food treasures’. But, are they really our treasure? Don’t we tend to hide our eating or feel bad about it afterwards? And, the only place it gets hidden is in our hips and or tummy; which is hardly hidden from anyone. Do we really enjoy the feeling that follows and is that truly our treasure? Or, is our treasure found in longevity and enjoying more time with our family and loved ones?
There is a certain jargon that is known as pirate talk that only the pirates understand. The same is true of diet jargon and we could write a book. We tend to know the words to say, how to count calories or points or carbs but we sometimes find it difficult to put the words into action. The medical professionals have talked to us until they are blue but the real jargon that needs to happen is the positive self-talk to know that you can make the changes to a healthier lifestyle!
Finally, pirates committed crimes and ultimately did not act in their own best interest. When caught, they were tried and hung. When we “cheat” on our food intake and “cheat” about exercising, we are not in danger of being hung. ;p Perhaps we do need to realize that just as the pirates ultimately did not act in their best interest, that we may not be acting in ours either. You see, the only person we’re “cheating” is our self!
Perhaps these 7 things will help us stop our pirating behavior and let us sail our ship on successful seas!
1. Plan our meals and our portions and then carry them out, always keeping our goals at the forefront of our decision making process.
2. Remember to make our health goals paramount!
3. Pick out a new outfit, in a magazine or a store, and use that to keep motivated. Seeing and believing is more than half way to getting there.
4. Change your perception of “treats” to not include food. Treats are things you do for yourself to be good to you and treat you to something nice. For example, a manicure or a pedicure, a new outfit, a movie or a trip to a museum could be considered a treat, something other than food.
5. Make a list of your true treasures and post them on your cupboard and refrigerator doors. Let those treasures help you make the decisions of what you will eat and how much. This also helps in changing these choices to a conscious decision.
6. Implement positive self-talk and surround yourself with the positive motivation to succeed.
7. Be true to yourself. Make the choices you want to make for you. If it is your goal to lose weight and get healthy, then claim it, own it and reach out for all the support you need to accomplish it!
Remember, that each new day allows us sail on new seas, to experience new voyages and to see new treasures! Yours are right before you!







